If your website is just links to the stuff you write for other websites, shouldn't your website at least Look Good? Yes, Yes It Can. So until I can figure out how to make this website like the new one, I'll be over there.
Jesse Helms finally died. He was a sack of evil shit. Here is his obituary, which I wrote. Here's the Wonkette post.
Jackass Jim Gibbons is back in the news, if by "news" you mean "the Nevada Appeal caught him humping on some gal at the Reno Rodeo, in the parking lot." Here's a thing I just posted on AOL's Political Machine about Dingbat Gibbons' latest public embarrassment.
"What hellish skeleton of the American Dream will remain when we finally drag ourselves to the polling place on November 4?" [Political Machine]
I'm the new Tim Russert!
"Brian, we all know that no Republican has ever won the White House without Vermont, Maine and North Dakota choosing 'Lieberman is the bus driver.'"
You know who else was a crappy father? All the presidents, that's who.
Here's a fun idea for my AOL column: Just let loose on the very commenters who read the column, and watch the predictably insane results.
Last week's column, which I forgot to post here because of the horrors of moving Wonkette to its new servers, is here: Hillary Predicts More June Gloom. It's about how she has to stay in the race because those "Kennedy types" always get assassinated, in June.
