It's a good thing every reporter in the world went to Iowa to watch Iowans stand around in some school cafeterias and eat pie and then shuffle over a few steps to stand by the John Edwards sign.
And now everybody loves Barry Obama, who has given us all hope that every rich Harvard-educated U.S. senator has a chance to be president someday.
I wasn't there, thank god, but the New Wonkette(TM) team covered it anyway, from D.C. and wherever I live. Also, is Al Gore the secret winner of the Iowa thing?!