Chapter 42 of Why Wingnuts Must Fear Muslim Obama: His Christian church had an angry black pastor who was angry about racism and slavery! That's racist!
And as soon as I posted that goddamned thing, I put on the snowshoes and headed into the majestic March snowstorm, walked right down the drive and into the foothills. Nothing but jackrabbit and bird tracks. Then the sun came out and the snow melted quick. Was hardly enough left for snowshoeing by the time I got back an hour or so later.