Oh guess who wants to pretend to be vice president now after seven years of pretending to be Secretary of State or National Security Adviser or whatever? That's right, America's fanciest diplomat, Condi Rice!
John McCain, of course, doesn't even know who she is -- after all, she's only 50-something years old. John McCain is only cognizant of people born during the Great Depression, of 1893. Lo and behold, my new AOL Political Machine column: McCain & Condi, Great At Losing Wars.