Did I kill a celebrity? Impregnate Kobe Bryant? Solve the Environment? No.
But I did have a scatter-brained IM talk with my friend Tony Pierce, who runs the Los Angeles Times' many many new blogs.
This Q&A we did, it's a funny thing, with the usual funny pictures of his friends that Tony always collects, just in case.
And with crucial assists from BlogAds and Gawker, there might just be some fun to be had, during this Terrible Election Year of Our Lord.
Or, there might be sorrow and doom. But probably not. I mean, Jesus, this is the 21st Century. People are supposed to run their own Printing Presses at this point, right?