So I've had this beautiful dream for the past six or seven years: Combine the two stupidest copyright-infringing redneck window-sticker trends of the 21st Century -- Calvin of Calvin & Hobbes vulgarly pissing on some enemy car brand, and Calvin of Calvin & Hobbes stupidly praying at the foot of a giant crucifix -- into one perfect union. You know, Calvin pissing on the Cross. Well, I kind of mentioned this idea in public today, in the comments of a Wonkette post, and next thing you know a funny commenter put together this here image. This, my friends, is America. Embrace it. Print it out. Glue it on your neighbor's pickup ... the one with the confederate flag license plate frame.