March 2013
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“Really, the biggest obstacle to overcome here—aside from every single obligation...”
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Mar 21st
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February 2013
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Feb 25th
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Feb 17th
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“In America the career almost invariably becomes an obsession. The...”
– An Allegory of Man and His Sahara … a 1949 review of Paul Bowles’ The Sheltering Sky, in The New York Times, written by Tennessee Williams.
Feb 14th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 6th
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January 2013
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“He is a bad guy, a victim, a dreamer, a loyal and honest friend, a powerful...”
– I read this and thought, That’s a very good description of me. (From this article.)
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 10th
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Animals Are My Beat →
This is what I’ve written about, today: Single, Lonely Wolf Seeks Sex and Real Estate In California Renegade River Otter Takes Up Residence In San Francisco Candlelight Vigil Planned For Innocent Bull Elk Murdered By Cops
Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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December 2012
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NYC GOV: Statement from Mayor Bloomberg, Co-Chair... →
nycgov: “With all the carnage from gun violence in our country, it’s still almost impossible to believe that a mass shooting in a kindergarten class could happen. It has come to that. Not even kindergarteners learning their A,B,Cs are safe. We heard after Columbine that it was too soon to talk about gun laws. We heard it after Virginia Tech. After Tucson and Aurora and Oak Creek. And now we are...
Dec 15th
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Dec 5th
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November 2012
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Nov 23rd
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Sorry. →
Nov 18th
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Nov 15th
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October 2012
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Oct 29th
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Monsters I Have Been: A Lifetime In Five Halloween... →
Here is something I wrote that is not about the election or the hurricane. It is about the other thing, Halloween.
Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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The War On Halloween Is a War On ... Everything,... →
My new column at Reuters.
Oct 26th
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Oct 13th
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This list might seem like foolishness, but... →
Oct 13th
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Liveblogging the Biden-Ryan Debate, On Mute
Ken: Ryan’s shoulders sink ever deeper inside that giant David Byrne suit. Is it weariness, boredom, petulance? Choire: I think he really believes whatever wacky things he’s saying–PTERODACTYLS? LEGITIMATE RAPE?–and he’s sad that Biden laughed at him all night. Ken: I swear his head was a line higher in the Declaration or whatever it is, the backdrop. Choire: He IS getting lower...
Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
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August 2012
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Aug 31st
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Aug 28th
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WatchWatch
Somebody is going to build the first space elevator. I’m backing this guy, because he asked nicely. I am not ready to leave space travel to “the people who have all the fun after I am dead.”
Aug 27th
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Aug 12th
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Greatest Apparel Website of Our Era (Mid-August... →
To sell T-shirts to high-school girls, these people have amassed an amazing collection of satanic ritual photography.
Aug 12th
“We seem to be running short of mysteries and cranks nowadays. They get palmed...”
– Commentary: Modern neighborhoods lack mysterious personalities | The Oshkosh Northwestern | thenorthwestern.com
Aug 12th
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Lapham's Quarterly: “Thus, magic in every papyrus;... →
laphamsquarterly: “Thus, magic in every papyrus; magic in all the religious formulas; magic bottled up in hermetically closed vials, many thousands of years old; magic in elegantly bound, modern works; magic in the most popular novels; magic in social gatherings; magic worse than that, sorcery—in the very air one…
Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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May 2012
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May 13th
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“But anyone who has seen footage of high-ranking police officers pepper-spraying...”
– Open Letters Monthly
May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 2nd
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March 2012
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“The powerful women disciples follow Jesus to the cross and beyond the cross to...”
–  From Broken and Shared, a new book by Jeff Dietrich of the LA Catholic Worker soup kitchen on Skid Row.
Mar 20th
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Interview: Ken Layne, Author and Blogger | The... →
Here’s something by Joshua Goldfond from the news arts/culture site, The Oculus Online.
Mar 15th
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Mar 9th
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News About Your New Wonkette
Some nice press today, about Rebecca Schoenkopf becoming the new owner and editor of Wonkette, that politics/word-terrorism online publication I’ve been editing for SIX YEARS. I am very much ready to do very different things, but I also have deep feelings of affection/loathing for this site because I’ve spent a good chunk of my life writing for it. Anyway, here’s my comrade...
Mar 3rd
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February 2012
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Happy Internet Sabbath Eve. I’ve got 10 iBooks promotional copies of my novel Dignity free for the asking. First 10 to click the “Contact Me” email button will get the free download code. Read a review or two, first, to see if you actually want such a book on your iPhone/iPad.
Feb 19th
WatchWatch
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January 2012
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Jan 26th
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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2012: A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy As the Human... →
So I wrote my year-end piece for Wonkette, and it’s basically a very long Mayan Apocalypse/2012 rant that ends up yelling at Radiohead for being frauds, because they wouldn’t go play their guitars for 10 minutes at Occupy Wall Street.
Dec 31st
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Dec 7th
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