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Whether this makes you think of a song by Duran Duran or Phosphorescent or Shakira says more about you than it says about the wolf, who listens to Howlin' Wolf.

This is what I’ve written about, today:

Single, Lonely Wolf Seeks Sex and Real Estate In California

Renegade River Otter Takes Up Residence In San Francisco

Candlelight Vigil Planned For Innocent Bull Elk Murdered By Cops

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All e-book (and paper-book) covers should move like this. Why don’t Kindle books start with animated gifs? WHY?

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Team Tardis Film Posters: [1/4]

Romance. Musical. Drama. Historical.

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NYC GOV: Statement from Mayor Bloomberg, Co-Chair of Mayors Against Illegal Guns on Newtown, Connecticut Shooting

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“With all the carnage from gun violence in our country, it’s still almost impossible to believe that a mass shooting in a kindergarten class could happen. It has come to that. Not even kindergarteners learning their A,B,Cs are safe. We heard after Columbine that it was too soon to talk about gun laws. We heard it after Virginia Tech. After Tucson and Aurora and Oak Creek. And now we are hearing it again. For every day we wait, 34 more people are murdered with guns. Today, many of them were five-year olds. President Obama rightly sent his heartfelt condolences to the families in Newtown. But the country needs him to send a bill to Congress to fix this problem. Calling for ‘meaningful action’ is not enough. We need immediate action. We have heard all the rhetoric before. What we have not seen is leadership – not from the White House and not from Congress. That must end today. This is a national tragedy and it demands a national response. My deepest sympathies are with the families of all those affected, and my determination to stop this madness is stronger than ever.

-Mayor Bloomberg

(via capitalnewyork)

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What does everyone in this photo collage have in common? (ANSWER: HOBBITS.)
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What does everyone in this photo collage have in common? (ANSWER: HOBBITS.)

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    • #the hobbit
    • #led zeppelin
    • #the beatles
    • #beatles
    • #peter jackson
    • #lord of the rings
    • #gollum
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Thanksgiving traditions must be honored, at all costs. Here is William S. Burroughs reading his “Thanksgiving Prayer,” in a short film by Gus Van Sant.

And here are my holiday recipes, in case you’re on the West Coast and just now trying to figure out what to do for Thanksgiving Dinner in a few hours: My semi-beloved Real Cranberry Business, and a pescetarian menu featuring grilled wild sockeye salmon, fundamentalist macaroni and cheese and homemade mixed-bread dressing. You can actually do all this in three hours, if you’ve got the food already …..

    • #thanksgiving
    • #william s. burroughs
    • #pescetarianism
    • #cranberry sauce
    • #videos
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Sorry.

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This is for Josh Fruhlinger.
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This is for Josh Fruhlinger.

    • #x-files
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Is there an eleventh doctor in the house? (Sorry, we go through a lot of Doctor Who jokes around here ….) The seven-year-old child as the 11th Doctor.
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Is there an eleventh doctor in the house? (Sorry, we go through a lot of Doctor Who jokes around here ….) The seven-year-old child as the 11th Doctor.

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    • #costumes
    • #doctor who
    • #eleventh doctor
    • #halloween
    • #tardis
    • #wholloween
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Monsters I Have Been: A Lifetime In Five Halloween Costumes

Here is something I wrote that is not about the election or the hurricane. It is about the other thing, Halloween.

    • #Halloween
    • #harry potter
    • #the awl
    • #doctor strange
    • #prague
    • #san francisco
    • #new orleans
    • #costumes
    • #sandy
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Robert Downey Jr. is … The Christ of the Andes.
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Robert Downey Jr. is … The Christ of the Andes.

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The War On Halloween Is a War On ... Everything, and Also 'Capitalism'

My new column at Reuters.

    • #halloween
    • #avengers
    • #reuters
    • #capitalism
    • #church
    • #the devil
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Paul Ryan is “Poochie,” right?
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Paul Ryan is “Poochie,” right?

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    • #Paul Ryan
    • #Poochie
    • #Politics
    • #Election
    • #The Simpsons
    • #Oh jesus god ...
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