Mail a pack of Werther’s butterfat-caramel candies to every senior citizen in America: Not as flashy as Angelina Jolie landing at Mile High Stadium in a bikini, by parachute, while her twin babies (Barack and Obama) coo to the crowd from a 1,000-foot-wide video screen, but old people love hard candies and old people love to vote.

How McCain Can Top Obama’s Stadium Show - AOL Political Machine