Bob Dylan: You have the Swiss army knife that comes with a map reader and tweezers.

Warren Zevon: You have a jacket with elbow patches.

I do have a Swiss army knife somewhere, and it does have tweezers, which I’ve occasionally used to pluck cactus spines from my dog’s feet. (No idea what a “map reader” is, though. A magnifying glass? A dwarf to read maps?) And long ago when I was a “foreign correspondent” I bought a “travel jacket” with elbow patches from a catalog — you can stuff it at the bottom of of a laptop bag or backpack, and it will never wrinkle! It is radioactive, probably. [McSweeney’s]