We went from manned space capsules spinning around the world to manned spaceships flying to the Moon and back to manned spaceships landing on the Moon and exploring and collecting shit and driving a Dune Buggy around and playing motherfucking golf on the Moon, like men, to a 30+ year program of flying dumb space shuttles in circles around the Earth while ‘astronauts’ do science experiments for 2nd graders.

Wonkette: NASA Won’t Blow Up New Spaceship Until 2014