A funny thing to consider on this holiday is how President Washington might react to seeing Barack Obama in the White House. Washington would probably just think a slave had wandered off from the kitchen, by mistake, and then the Father of Our Country would order 50 lashings or something, and then somebody would sort of awkwardly say, ‘Ah dude we don’t have slavery anymore,’ and Washington would sort of raise one eyebrow.

Happy Washington’s Birthday, George Washington! - AOL Political Machine