Monsters I Have Been: A Lifetime In Five Halloween Costumes
Here is something I wrote that is not about the election or the hurricane. It is about the other thing, Halloween.
Here is something I wrote that is not about the election or the hurricane. It is about the other thing, Halloween.
Ken: Ryan’s shoulders sink ever deeper inside that giant David Byrne suit.
Is it weariness, boredom, petulance?
Choire: I think he really believes whatever wacky things he’s saying–PTERODACTYLS? LEGITIMATE RAPE?–and he’s sad that Biden laughed at him all night.
Ken: I swear his head was a line higher in the Declaration or whatever it is, the backdrop.
Choire: He IS getting lower and lower! Like a hungry zoo animal.
Ken: Yeah he definitely doesn’t look hurt. It’s more like, “Why do I have to sit by this old man? Ayn Rand said to kill the old people.”
Yes this was something we did tonight ….
Hello! Here is a bunch of stuff I’ve written for The Awl this week:
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